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• Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
  Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....
• Apu: Oh, hello, Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerkys.
  Homer: Oh, did you swipe those from work? Apu: Certainly not....
• Bart, where are you? Come on! I have to be up at 6am to swipe Flanders' newspaper. -- Home
• Lisa: Aw, look at that cute little baby ax. [baby ax runs to catch up with bigger axes] Marge
  It's cute, but I'm sure it's very sharp and probably dirty....
• Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old people like you -- Lisa
  Dad, what do _you_ think? Homer: Shh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble....
• Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right! Stacy
  [lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair....
• Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a little sissy girl?
  Homer: Oh, just that one time. Marge: Actually, when I was about to have Bart -- Home...
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• Narrator: Roger Meyers' next full-length feature was the wildly successful "Pin-Itchy-o".
  Scratchy: [Italian accent] Now you be good Pin-Itchy-o, and don't you lie....