Marge: Say, I've Got A Neat Idea! Why Don't You Go In And Pick Up My Mother And We'll All Go Out To Dinner?

Marge: Hello, Mom?...Fine. You know, Abe had a very nice time with you last Sunday -- Abe
Tell her I love her! Marge: [covering mouthpiece] Grampa, shh!...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers.
In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Home...
he doorbell rings] Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
[Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe...
Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? Abe...
cene shows Marge dressing up and Homer in a suit] Home
[voice-over] That night, your mother and I went out for a romantic evening to celebrate the start of our new life....
Marge: Homey, this is so sweet, but I can't possibly go now.
The sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash needs to be taken out, the living room is a mess -- Home...
Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences....