Homer: Stand Aside, Marge, I'm Taking The Boy Deer Hunting.

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Homer: Stand aside, Marge, I'm taking the boy deer hunting. He's going
to grow up _straight_ for once!
Marge: What?! You never went hunting before, and you're perfectly
Homer: Oh yeah? How long since you've had a baby?
Lisa: But Dad, it's barbaric. How does killing a deer make you more of
a man?
Homer: It just does. Name me one gay Indian.
-- "Homer's Phobia"