Smithers: [on mike] Testing, testing for Mr. Burns.
[to Burns] Here you go, sir, I've warmed up the crowd for
you.
Burns: [in a wooden voice] Welcome employees. Come in!
[Smithers holds him a card]
The whole night's entertainment is on me.
[takes another card] Monty Burns!
[all cheer]
-- Burns' moving speech, "Homer the Smithers"
[to Burns] Here you go, sir, I've warmed up the crowd for
you.
Burns: [in a wooden voice] Welcome employees. Come in!
[Smithers holds him a card]
The whole night's entertainment is on me.
[takes another card] Monty Burns!
[all cheer]
-- Burns' moving speech, "Homer the Smithers"
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