Smithers: I Got A Mink Chamois, Sir, I Hope It -- Oh My God!

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Smithers: I got a mink chamois, sir, I hope it -- Oh my God! Mr. Burns
is dead! [sobs] Why do the good always die so young?
Burns: [rising from the water] You almost killed me! [strangles him]
Smithers: Please...sir...[wraps a towel around him] You'll catch...
-- Devotion to duty, "Burns' Heir"