Homer: [sighs] Lousy Job. Nothing Exciting Ever Happens.

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Homer: [sighs] Lousy job. Nothing exciting ever happens.
[A fanfare plays; an emcee and a scantily clad woman appear]
Emcee: Congratulations, Homer Simpson! You've just won the employee
raffle.
Homer: Woo hoo! What do I get?
Emcee: The job of industrial chimney sweep.
[Silence; a "BIG WINNER!" sign flashes in the background]
Homer: Woo hoo!
-- Delayed reaction, "Burns' Heir"

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