Burns: One...ONE....ONE! [Homer Struggles To Do One Situp.
[Homer struggles to do one situp.]
Bah, I'll just pay for the blasted liposuction!
Homer: Woo hoo!
-- The easy way out, "King-Size Homer"
Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows....
Homer: [struggling to complete a pushup] Two! Lenny
Actually Homer, that's just one. See, each pushup includes both an up part and a down part....
Homer: Woo-hoo! A perfect day. Zero bears and one big fat hairy paycheck.
[opens it up] Hey! How come my pay is so low?...
Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
[gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
Apu: Jiminy Cricket! Wooh, expired ham. [scribbles over the expiry date] Oh, this time I have gone to far.
No, no one will fall for -- Homer: Woo hoo! Cheap meat!...
One size fits all my butt! -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic
Homer: [whines] Ohh...225! That means I lost weight!
Bart: Ahem...Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack....
Homer: [sighs] I love you, Marge. Marge: I love you too, Homey.
Homer: Everything in our lives is finally perfectly balanced....