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• Homer: Guys, believe me, I didn't mean to get you expelled.
  Nerd 3: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care of ourselves....
• Nerd 1: Come on, Mr. Simpson, you'll never pass this course if you don't know the periodic table.
  Homer: Ehh, I'll write it on my hand. Nerd 1: Ho!...
• Nerd 1: Hey, the pig's acting kind of funny. Nerd 2
  He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor. Nerd 3...
• Marge: If you're going for a ride, I'd like you to take Bart and Lisa.
  Homer: [plaintively] But Marge, we're college guys and we're up to no good....
• Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
  I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick....
• Homer: Look, the important thing is that we all learned a lesson.
  These guys learned the richness and variety of the world outside college....
• You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey
• You can't depend on me all your lives. You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer Defined...
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....