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• You can't depend on me all your lives. You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer Defined...
• Friends, you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog.
  So you won't scrape yourself, or stub your toes, or blow yourselves up....
• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Odyssey
• Smithers: Hey, Simpson, Burns wants to talk to you privately.
  Homer: [still speaking through the megaphone] Privately?...
• Supervisor: All right, who's responsible for this?
  [everyone points at Homer] Homer: [meekly raises his hand] Superviso...
• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey
• Come here, you little raven! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horro
• Ah, Homer Simpson, at last we meet. -- Monty Burns' famous words, "Homer's Odyssey
• Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey