Homer: Look, the important thing is that we all learned a lesson.
These guys learned the richness and variety of the world outside
college.
Nerd 2: No we didn't.
Homer: Oh. Then I learned the real value of college is to study, and
work hard.
Lisa: No you didn't. You only passed your course by cheating, which
you always taught us was wrong.
Homer: Hmm...true.
-- The need for Debating 101, "Homer Goes to College"
These guys learned the richness and variety of the world outside
college.
Nerd 2: No we didn't.
Homer: Oh. Then I learned the real value of college is to study, and
work hard.
Lisa: No you didn't. You only passed your course by cheating, which
you always taught us was wrong.
Homer: Hmm...true.
-- The need for Debating 101, "Homer Goes to College"
Related:
- Homer: Come on, guys. Look at yourselves! All you do is study.
I'm going to show you the true meaning of college... - Nerd 2: OK, guys: push him out of the way in exactly three seconds.
Nerd 1: Should we correct for wind resistance? Nerd... - Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed.
Homer:
[whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause... - Nerd 1: Hey, the pig's acting kind of funny.
Nerd 2:
He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor. Nerd... - Homer: Ooh la la!
Lisa: Hi, Dad.
Homer: You look great,
sweetheart. Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little... - Homer: Guys, believe me, I didn't mean to get you expelled.
Nerd 3: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care... - Nerd 2: I need to go to the bathroom!
Lisa: We stopped five minutes ago!
Nerd 2: Yeah, but someone knocked on the door and I... - Marge: If you're going for a ride, I'd like you to take Bart and Lisa.
Homer: [plaintively] But Marge, we're college guys... - Homer: Well, I guess it's back to college for me. And that means it's
time to -
what did I teach you guys? Nerds: [timidly] Par - ty...
