dictating while writing] Roman numeral three: surprise boy in bed.

[dictating while writing] Roman numeral three: surprise boy in bed...
[sips his tea] ...and, er, disembowel him!
No, I don't like that "bowel" in there. [erases it] Gut him! Ah, le
mot juste.
-- Sideshow Bob plots his revenge, "Cape Feare"

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