Bart: And God bless Mom and Dad and Lisa and Maggie. And please, God,
kill Sideshow Bob. [Homer and Marge react with alarm]
Marge: Bart, no!
Bart: It's him or me, O Lord. [Marge struggles to unclasp Bart's
hands]
Marge: You can't ask God to kill someone.
Homer: Yeah. You do your own dirty work.
-- "The Brother From Another Series"
kill Sideshow Bob. [Homer and Marge react with alarm]
Marge: Bart, no!
Bart: It's him or me, O Lord. [Marge struggles to unclasp Bart's
hands]
Marge: You can't ask God to kill someone.
Homer: Yeah. You do your own dirty work.
-- "The Brother From Another Series"
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