Bart: Dad...we've Been Robbed! Lisa: Wake Up, Dad, Wake Up!

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Bart: Dad...we've been robbed!
Lisa: Wake up, Dad, wake up! There was a burglar and he took my
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Bart: And our portable TV!
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: And my necklace!
Homer: Ehh, that's no big loss.
Marge: Homer, that necklace was a priceless Bouvier family heirloom.
Homer: Oh, you've probably got a whole drawer full of 'em.
Marge: Well, yes I do. But they're all heirlooms too.
-- The morning after the burglar's visit,
"Homer the Vigilante"