Marge: Oh, you have _nothing_ to worry about, honey.
Homer: Your mother's right, Bart. Sure, you're the one who _ruined_
all of Sideshow Bob's criminal schemes...
Marge: We're _very_ proud of you, by the way.
Homer: ...and sure, he's probably so insane with rage that he'd butcher
you horribly if he could.
Marge: But, he's safely locked away.
Homer: In a medium-security prison.
Marge: For life!
Homer: Unless he gets out somehow.
Marge: Which is impossible.
Homer: Or so you'd think! Except he's done it _so_ many times before.
-- "The Brother From Another Series"
Homer: Your mother's right, Bart. Sure, you're the one who _ruined_
all of Sideshow Bob's criminal schemes...
Marge: We're _very_ proud of you, by the way.
Homer: ...and sure, he's probably so insane with rage that he'd butcher
you horribly if he could.
Marge: But, he's safely locked away.
Homer: In a medium-security prison.
Marge: For life!
Homer: Unless he gets out somehow.
Marge: Which is impossible.
Homer: Or so you'd think! Except he's done it _so_ many times before.
-- "The Brother From Another Series"
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