[Scene shows Marge in the kitchen]
Marge: [threateningly] Bart, I am going to _get_ you...[brandishes
some scissors]
Bart: [gasps]
Marge: [cheerfully] ...some ice cream at the store, since I'm saving
so much money on Diet Cola! [holds up a coupon]
[Scene switches to Flanders outside]
Flanders: [threateningly] Say your prayers, Simpson...[brandishes a
glove with knives on the fingers]
Bart: [gasps]
Flanders: [cheerfully] ...because the schools can't force you like they
should! [clips the hedge] Maude, these new finger razors make
hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church.
[Scene switches to Bart's classroom]
Edna: [threateningly] You're going to be my murder victim, Bart...
Bart: [gasps]
Edna: [sweetly] ...in our school production of "Lizzie Borden",
starring Martin Prince as Lizzie.
[Shot of Martin in drag]
Martin: [with an axe] Forty whacks with a wet noodle, Bart!
-- They're all out to get you, "Cape Feare"
Marge: [threateningly] Bart, I am going to _get_ you...[brandishes
some scissors]
Bart: [gasps]
Marge: [cheerfully] ...some ice cream at the store, since I'm saving
so much money on Diet Cola! [holds up a coupon]
[Scene switches to Flanders outside]
Flanders: [threateningly] Say your prayers, Simpson...[brandishes a
glove with knives on the fingers]
Bart: [gasps]
Flanders: [cheerfully] ...because the schools can't force you like they
should! [clips the hedge] Maude, these new finger razors make
hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church.
[Scene switches to Bart's classroom]
Edna: [threateningly] You're going to be my murder victim, Bart...
Bart: [gasps]
Edna: [sweetly] ...in our school production of "Lizzie Borden",
starring Martin Prince as Lizzie.
[Shot of Martin in drag]
Martin: [with an axe] Forty whacks with a wet noodle, Bart!
-- They're all out to get you, "Cape Feare"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Apu: We're having our best season ever. And I would like to say
that it is because of teamwork.
gee, who am I kidding, huh? It's all because... - Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: ... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family... - Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson.
Bart:
[plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes... - Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart
Simpson's mother.
[everyone laughs; Nelson pushes Bart] [Marge... - Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus]
Bart:
No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front... - cheerfully] All right, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson,
with the message, "I am coming to kill you slowly _and_... - Bart: Actually, numbers don't have much use in my future career:
Olympic gold medal rocket sled champion! Mrs. Lovejoy...
