Marge: I hope the children enjoy my special fruit punch.
Lisa: We got the recipe from the Fruit Punch Advisory Board.
Maude: Oh, gosh, I'm sorry. Our boys don't eat sugar.
Marge: But why would the Advisory Board give us bad advice?
Maude: No sugar!
[Marge and Lisa groan]
[in the woods, in a clearing]
Todd: Thank you, but we're not allowed.
Bart: Aw, it's OK. There's no sugar in Pixie Stix.
[Rod tries some and his eyes bug out]
Rod: Don't hog it all, smelly-head.
Todd: Go to hell, zit face!
[They roll around fighting for it]
-- What was the root of all evil again?,
"Homer Loves Flanders"
Lisa: We got the recipe from the Fruit Punch Advisory Board.
Maude: Oh, gosh, I'm sorry. Our boys don't eat sugar.
Marge: But why would the Advisory Board give us bad advice?
Maude: No sugar!
[Marge and Lisa groan]
[in the woods, in a clearing]
Todd: Thank you, but we're not allowed.
Bart: Aw, it's OK. There's no sugar in Pixie Stix.
[Rod tries some and his eyes bug out]
Rod: Don't hog it all, smelly-head.
Todd: Go to hell, zit face!
[They roll around fighting for it]
-- What was the root of all evil again?,
"Homer Loves Flanders"
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