Beekeeper 1: Well, very clever, Simpson, luring our bees to your sugar
pile and selling them back to us at an inflated price.
Homer: Bees are on the what now?
Beekeeper 2: Simpson, you diabolical...we're willing to pay you $2000
for the swarm. [starts counting money]
Homer: Deal!
[thunder crashes, rain starts]
Beekeeper 1: Oh, wait a minute. The bees are leaving.
Homer: No! My sugar is melting. Melting! Oh, what a world.
[thief spits out his tea]
Homer: [weeps] My sugar's gone...
Marge: [walk out with umbrella] I'm sorry, Homey.
Homer: It's OK, Marge. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of
sugar is too much for one man. It's clear now why God
portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives on
a plantation in Hawaii.
-- And Homer should know, too, "Lisa's Rival"
pile and selling them back to us at an inflated price.
Homer: Bees are on the what now?
Beekeeper 2: Simpson, you diabolical...we're willing to pay you $2000
for the swarm. [starts counting money]
Homer: Deal!
[thunder crashes, rain starts]
Beekeeper 1: Oh, wait a minute. The bees are leaving.
Homer: No! My sugar is melting. Melting! Oh, what a world.
[thief spits out his tea]
Homer: [weeps] My sugar's gone...
Marge: [walk out with umbrella] I'm sorry, Homey.
Homer: It's OK, Marge. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of
sugar is too much for one man. It's clear now why God
portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives on
a plantation in Hawaii.
-- And Homer should know, too, "Lisa's Rival"
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much for one man
It's clear now why God portions it out in those tiny... - Beekeeper 1: Well, sure is quiet in here today.
Beekeeper 2
Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean. Beekeeper... - Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see?
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The strong must protect the sweet...the sweet... - Marge: I hope the children enjoy my special fruit punch
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Homer, I really appreciate you making dinner
but this food tastes a little strange. Lisa... - Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the
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[camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys]... - Lisa: How's Dad today?
Marge: Not too good, Lisa. Frankly
he's underneath the table. Homer: Nobody make me any...
