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  Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
• I love life and life loves me, I'm as happy as I can be.
  A happier man nowhere exits, I think I'll go and slash my wrists....
• Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time. Ba
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• Lisa: [tired] Here you go, Bart. It's a longshot, but that's all I can do without learning ancient Hebrew.
  Bart: [stares at her] Lisa: Bart! I am <not> going to learn ancient Hebrew!...
• For a school with no Asian kids I think we put on a pretty darn good science fair.
  -- Principal Skinner, "Duffle...
• Skinner: And now, to top off our most propane-explosion-free science week ever, our grand finale
  he launching of a weather balloon! Childre...
• Bart: There you go, Apu. Apu: Ah, very good. Would you like the deposit defrayed from the cost of a jumbo cherry squishy?
  Bart: No, not today, I need the dime. Apu: Oh, it is good to see you are learning a trade....
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  yeah>?| Lisa: |Yeah!| |Yeah!| |Yeah!...
• I wonder if the process of aging could be slowed down if it had to go through Congress.