Bart: There you go, Apu.
Apu: Ah, very good. Would you like the deposit defrayed from the cost
of a jumbo cherry squishy?
Bart: No, not today, I need the dime.
Apu: Oh, it is good to see you are learning a trade.
-- Young entrepeneurship, "Three Men and a Comic Book"
Apu: Ah, very good. Would you like the deposit defrayed from the cost
of a jumbo cherry squishy?
Bart: No, not today, I need the dime.
Apu: Oh, it is good to see you are learning a trade.
-- Young entrepeneurship, "Three Men and a Comic Book"
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