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• When one told Plistarchus that a notorious railer spoke well of him, "I 'll lay my life," said he, "somebody hath told him I am dead, for he can speak well of no man living.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of Plistarchu...
• Is there any chance I can reboot my life?
• I Call My Horse Flattery Because He Gets Me Nowhere.
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• The other day I put my wrists in front of my eyes. I had Carpal Tunnel Vision Syndrome.
• What can I say? I laughed. I cried. I fell down. It changed my life. The end.
• Life's a bitch, but I like my life
• I love this fucking University, and this University loves fucking me.
• I am in charge of too many things and they don't pay me enough.
  Other than that, I'm quite happy with my life....