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• Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
  Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT YOUR SOUL!...
• Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
  No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Lisa: You, sir, are a baboon! Homer: [gasp] Me? Lisa
  Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
  Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....
• Marge: Maybe you should do something with the kids while I'm gone.
  Homer: [sugary-sweet] Oh, sure, great idea. I've love to....
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
  Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....