Lisa: My conscience is bothering me. Homer: Your conscience!

Lisa: My conscience is bothering me.
Homer: Your conscience!? Lisa, don't let that pushy little weenie
tell you what to do. [a tiny Homer-angel appears]
Homer's conscience: Homer, that's a terrible thing to say.
Homer: Aw, shut up!
Homer's conscience: [meekly] Yes, sir. (*poof*)
-- "I Love Lisa"

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