Marge: Maybe you should do something with the kids while I'm gone.
Homer: [sugary-sweet] Oh, sure, great idea. I've love to.
[sees Lisa] D'oh!! Did you hear that?
Homer: How much?
Homer: What's the quickest, cheapest, easiest way to do something with
Lisa: Uh.... Take us to the video store?
Homer: Anything for my little girl.
-- "Saturdays of Thunder"