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• Bart, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac?
  -- Miss Hoover gives Bart a scolding, "I Love Lisa...
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  I just came from the doctor, and I have lyme disease....
• Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found vegetarianism.
  Compared to them the public schools are a haven of enlightenment....
• Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy? Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph.
  I'm Miss Hoover. -- "Lisa the Iconocla...
• Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder Heh. -- Ralph, "I Love Lisa
• a scream is heard from the room above] Skinner: Bart Simpson!
  I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for Miss Hoover, "Lisa's Substitute...
• 1: Did you hear about Miss Hoover? She drank a bottle of drain cleaner by mistake.
  2: Oh, I heard she fell down a well. [Principal Skinner comes in with Miss Hoover, who is crying] Lisa...