Homer: Now What Do We Say When We Get To The Ticket Booth?
Homer: Now what do we say when we get to the ticket booth?
Bart+Lisa: We're under six.
Homer: And I'm a college student! Heh heh heh.
-- Sneaky theme park tricks, "Selma's Choice"
Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...
Oh, she's just jealous. She'll get over it. And if she doesn't, we can always exchange her!
Heh, heh, heh. -- Homer on Lisa's recent ourburst, "The Crepes of Wrath...
Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
Lisa: "Mondale to Hart: [confused] Where's the beef?...
Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart makes a public apology in Australia.
Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to Australia?...
Bart: Hymns, here! I got hymns, here. Get 'em while they're holy.
Fresh from God's brain to your mouth. Heh heh heh....
Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now.
Isn't there something you'd like to say? Home...
Homer: Look, I'm supposed to get a physics tutor. Nerd 1
Well, you've come to the right place then. If there's one thing we know, it is science....
Heh, heh, Imagine me in a nuclear power plant. KaBOOM!
-- Homer thinks about life after graduation, "The Way We Wa...
Lisa: What's so special about this game anyway? It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville.
They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall....