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  ..I know Woody Allen. [a couple of people clap halfheartedly] Home...
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  I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it....
• Homer: Now just meet me back here after the show. Ba
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• Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
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• Ned: I'm talking about your, heh heh, potty-mouth.
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• Counselor: Do you have any plans for after graduation?
  Homer: Me? I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out ALL NIGHT....
• Rev.: We must bait our hooks with honesty. That way, a happy marriage, heh heh, won't be the one that got away.
  Homer: I see. [sotto voce] He also understands bowling expressions....
• Bart: I'll gonna knock you out one more time and that's it, this is getting boring man!
  Homer: [smirking] Try not to kill me too hard, son. Heh heh heh. -- "Moaning Lisa...