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• Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work the other night in bed!
  [everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested] Moe...
• Hibbert: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. She has the relexes of a young Mary Lou Retton.
  Have a wowwipop. [gives Lisa one] Bart: Can _I_ have a lollipop?...
• Lisa: You know, in Albania, the unit of currency is called the lek.
  Homer: Heh heh heh. The lek! Lisa: And the national flag is a two-headed eagle on a red field....
• Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
  Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
• Bart: Lisa, we can't afford all these books! Lisa: Bart, we're just gonna borrow them.
  Bart: Oh... heh, heh... gotcha! [wink] -- in the library, "Dead Putting Society...
• Heh heh heh.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Now what do we say when we get to the ticket booth?
  Bart+Lisa: We're under six. Homer: And I'm a college student!...
• Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat. I can't fight it anymore.
  [She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog....