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• Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
  Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Homer: What are you in here for? Ned: I'm having a kidney and a lung removed.
  Homer: Who are you donating them to? Ned: First come, first served....
• Whatever a man prays for, he prays for a miracle. Every prayer reduces itself to thi
  Great God, grant that two and two be not four. -- Ivan Turgenev...
• Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad. Homer: Shush, dear.
  You'll wreck Daddy's fun. Ned: [walking up, singing] Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the -- oh my Lord....
• Homer: [bumps into Ned. Their respective armfuls of gifts fall into the snow] Ned
  Oh ho ho, Simpson, it's you. Homer: Hello, Flanders....
• Nick: Good news! The operation was a complete success!
  [the ceiling shines] -- And God smiled, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• and that's why God causes train wrecks.
  -- Bart's Sunday School Teacher, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Homer: Hey! Somebody sign an autograph? Please? Somebody.
  ..sign an autograph? Hey, would you sign a....
• Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
  Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...