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• Man fools himself, prays for a long life, and fears old age.
• I share no man's opinions; I have my own. -- Ivan Turgenev
• Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
• A man isn't a man until he has to meet a payroll. -- Ivan Shaffe
• An American is a man with two arms and four wheels. -- A Chinese child
• Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins for two weeks.
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• When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.
  As to why he then stopped there are two opinions. One of them is woman's. -- DeGourmo...