Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad-- for awhile.
-- Bart realizes Homer needs a coronary bypass,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
-- Bart realizes Homer needs a coronary bypass,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
Related:
- Oh, it could be worse. Some dog could do the operation.
Homer can't afford a coronary bypass, "Homer's... - Bart: Any luck, Dad?
Homer: No, but the rabbi gave me this.
[spins a dreidel] Bart: What is that? Homer: Son,... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Lisa: All right, Dad!
Bart: You rule intensive care!
"Homer's Triple... - Bart: What's wrong, Dad?
Homer: [strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives
of fire are stabbing you in the heart?
I'm having that right now...[normal] Ooh, bacon... - Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass
operation.
Homer: Say it in English, Doc. Hibbert: You're going... - Remember your Hippopotamus oath!
-- Homer to Dr. Hibbert,
"Homer's Triple... - Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad
people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln? Homer: He sold poison... - Oh, no, someone taped over the end of this!
-- Dr.
Nick Riviera's poignant observation, "Homer's...
From the same category:
- Smithers: Well, Sir, you've certainly vanquished all your enemies:
the Elementary School, the local tavern,... - Ice Cream man: [driving past in his truck]
I'm all out of ice cream!
[to Bart and Lisa] It's true, you know. ... - Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work
the other night in bed!
[everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested] ... - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's an easy way to get rid of Chester
without the guilt of sending him back to the gutter.
And all it'll cost you is a thousand dollars. --... - Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Nonsense.
Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. ...
