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• This is fascinating, Mom. Did you know they're going to stop Dad's heart for six whole minutes?
  -- Lisa describes Homer's operation, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Bart: What's wrong, Dad? Homer: [strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart?
  I'm having that right now...[normal] Ooh, bacon!...
• Bart: Any luck, Dad? Homer: No, but the rabbi gave me this.
  [spins a dreidel] Bart: What is that? Homer: Son, it's called a droodel....
• Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad-- for awhile.
  -- Bart realizes Homer needs a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Bart: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
  Lisa: We feel neither highs or lows. Homer: Really?...
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
  Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer, that beer ain't free....
• Lisa: My dad is very sick. What's going to happen if he dies?
  Albright: Well, if he's been good, he'll go to heaven....
• Lisa: `Id', triple-word score! Homer: No abbreviations.
  Lisa; Not I.D., Dad, `id'. It's a word! Bart: As in "This game is stoop-id"....