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• Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
  Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart....
• Marge: Homer, I've made a special surprise just for you!
  Homer: It can only be one thing. [imagines a roast pig suggesting Homer eat his rump] Marge...
• Bart: Any luck, Dad? Homer: No, but the rabbi gave me this.
  [spins a dreidel] Bart: What is that? Homer: Son, it's called a droodel....
• Lisa: All right, Dad! Bart: You rule intensive care! -- "Homer's Triple Bypa
• This is fascinating, Mom. Did you know they're going to stop Dad's heart for six whole minutes?
  -- Lisa describes Homer's operation, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
  Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer, that beer ain't free....
• Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad-- for awhile.
  -- Bart realizes Homer needs a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
  Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...