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• Homer stands behind an X-ray machine] Hibbert: Now what you see here is the radioactive dye flowing through your husband's circulatory system.
  Nurse: But Doctor, I haven't injected the dye yet!...
• Marge: Can't you do something for him? Hibbert: Well, we can't fix his heart, but we can tell you exactly how damaged it is.
  Homer: What an age we live in! -- Modern technology, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
  Homer: Say it in English, Doc. Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery....
• Hibbert: Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson: you're pregnant.
  Marge: Mmm... Hibbert: Am I to take it that this is [chuckles] an unwanted pregnancy?...
• Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, you must get that operation as soon as possible.
  Homer: But I don't have $40,000! Maybe I'll just get one of these machines....
• Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.
  } Nurse: {Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby....
• Hibbert: Now I'm going to do a fat analysis test. I'll start your jiggling and measure how long it takes to stop.
  [starts it jiggling] [jiggles for five seconds] Home...
• Remember your Hippopotamus oath! -- Homer to Dr. Hibbert, "Homer's Triple Bypa
• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...