[at the gas station]
Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Attendant: It's your heart. And I think it's on it's last thump.
Homer: Oh, I thought it was my transmission. [drives away happily]
Kid: Where's he going?
Attendant: You remember that old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?
Kid: We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikopopolous?!
Attendant: You're a dull boy, Billy.
-- Missing the point, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Attendant: It's your heart. And I think it's on it's last thump.
Homer: Oh, I thought it was my transmission. [drives away happily]
Kid: Where's he going?
Attendant: You remember that old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?
Kid: We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikopopolous?!
Attendant: You're a dull boy, Billy.
-- Missing the point, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Related:
- Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Pump Jockey: It's your heart. And I think it's on... - The gas-station attendant looks at the car and says,
"You got a flat tire." I said, "No, the other three... - Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few
questions.
Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down... - Marge: Excuse me, where do I throw this?
Attendant:
Over there. Marge: Thank you. [heads off] Attendant... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Marty: Let's try one more number.
Homer: Y'ello?
Bart:
[grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid... - Homer drives to Flanders' house; rings doorbell]
Ned:
Well, Homer, what a pleasant -- Homer: Can't talk... - Homer: Hey! We could be a team...
[at the counter] Excuse me,
but my _team_ is ready to bowl. Kid: You're short...
