The Gas-station Attendant Looks At The Car And Says, "You Got A Flat Tire.
The gas-station attendant looks at the car and says, "You got a flat tire."
I said, "No, the other three just swelled up."
-- Bill Engval
At a gas station, ASK ATTENDANT FOR HOSE.
at the gas station] Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Attendant: It's your heart. And I think it's on it's last thump....
Some guy came running in the other night and said, "Somebody stole my car!
I said, "Did you see him?" He said, "No, but I got his license plate." -- Bill Barne...
It wasn't my fault! Really it wasn't! An old friend came in out of town!
The car ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare!...
Car's only got three wheels, and one's going flat.
Alan Cox Releases Quantum Kernel Submitted by Dave Finton A surprising development in the linux-kernel mailing list surfaced when Alan Cox announced the release of a 2.
2 Linux kernel existing both as an official stable kernel and as a prepatch kernel....
A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.
p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car....
You will have a flat tire before the end of the month.
Bill Gates is surfing the Internet, collecting the URLs of anti-Micrsoft websites to send to the legal department for possible libel lawsuits.
Suddenly the devil appears, and says, "Bill, I've got a deal for you....