Deprogrammer: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been
brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr. Burns.
Marge: Are you sure you can get him back for us?
Deprogrammer: Absolutely. I'm the one who successfully deprogrammed
Jane Fonda, you know.
Marge: What about Peter Fonda?
Deprogrammer: Oh, that was a heartbreaker. But I _did_ get Paul
McCartney out of Wings.
Homer: You idiot! He was the most talented one.
-- Resting on his laurels, "Burns' Heir"
brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr. Burns.
Marge: Are you sure you can get him back for us?
Deprogrammer: Absolutely. I'm the one who successfully deprogrammed
Jane Fonda, you know.
Marge: What about Peter Fonda?
Deprogrammer: Oh, that was a heartbreaker. But I _did_ get Paul
McCartney out of Wings.
Homer: You idiot! He was the most talented one.
-- Resting on his laurels, "Burns' Heir"
Related:
- Deprogrammer walks out of the room]
Deprogrammer: Well,
it was a gruelling two weeks -- but you have your ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now,
my dear, if you look in your champagne, I think... - Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot.
Wiggum: Just a minute!
This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! ... - Marge: I'm very concerned. Mr. Burns has stolen our son and he won't
give him back!
Wiggum: Oh, for gosh g -- can't you people solve these... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes,
"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV
saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Bart... - Lisa: They don't like being broken up.
Marge: We've got to be realistic,
kids. Who's going to have a big enough heart...
