Deprogrammer: Mr. And Mrs. Simpson, Your Son Has Clearly Been Brainwashed By The Evil And Charismatic Mr.

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Deprogrammer: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been
brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr. Burns.
Marge: Are you sure you can get him back for us?
Deprogrammer: Absolutely. I'm the one who successfully deprogrammed
Jane Fonda, you know.
Marge: What about Peter Fonda?
Deprogrammer: Oh, that was a heartbreaker. But I _did_ get Paul
McCartney out of Wings.
Homer: You idiot! He was the most talented one.
-- Resting on his laurels, "Burns' Heir"