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• Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
  Marge: I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little. Homer: Here, Bart, you can hold my beer....
• Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one- dimensional character with a silly catch-phrase.
  Homer: [breaks a lamp] D'oh! Bart: Ay, caramba!...
• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• Marge: The story of Lisa's first word is very cute.
  Bart+Lisa: Tell it, Mom! Tell it, Mom! Tell it! Home...
• Homer and Bart laugh] Marge: [covering her eyes] I can't even watch.
  I don't know how you two can sit her laughing at poor Lisa while she's out there probably scared to death....
• Marge: Mmm, Lisa, you don't look well. Lisa: I'll make it Mom.
  Just tape my lunchbox to my hand. -- Lisa wakes up ill, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
• Lisa: [as a baby, in her high chair] Dada? Dada?
  Marge: [o.s.] Did you hear that, Homer? [pan over to Homer strangling Bart] Home...
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...