Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
Marge: I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little.
Homer: Here, Bart, you can hold my beer.
-- "Lisa's First Word"
Marge: I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little.
Homer: Here, Bart, you can hold my beer.
-- "Lisa's First Word"
Related:
- Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out.... - Bart: [sleepy] Hello?
Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog,
Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr. Bart... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes! Homer... - Bart: How about, "Crocodiles bit off my face."
Marge:
That's disgusting! And besides, when a woman lives... - Bart: Is Mister Freely there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Freely,
first initials I. P. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh... - Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I,
can I? Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa... - Lamb: [In a baaa-ful voice...] Please Lisa, I thought you loved me,
loved me. Marge: What's wrong, Lisa? Didn't you get...
From the same category:
- Later, grizzly dudes.
-- Bart bids farewell to a pack of bears,
"Call of the... - Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas
presents.
Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas... - Young Selma: We'll give you half our allowance.
Young Patty:
Uh huh. But you have to be our slave. Young Marge... - Burns: How much could it possibly cost to fix this place up?
Smithers: Approximately fifty-six million dollars,... - Hey! That looks like Princess Di.
[drives forward a few feet.
Homer slams into the ground just behind the car]...
