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• Bart: Somebody ought to ruin Gabbo's career the way he ruined Krusty's.
  Lisa: Two wrongs don't make a right, Bart. Ba...
• Homer: {Hurry up! It's my first day of clown college.
  } Marge: {Hold still, Homer. Don't squirm!} Home...
• Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
  Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
• Lisa: Sideshow Bob used to be Krusty the Klown's sidekick.
  In 1990 he framed Krusty for armed robbery and Bart got him put in jail....
• Lisa: Dad! Eat something! [holds up a sandwich] It's got mustard on it.
  [Homer's eye view of the ceiling] [Bart leans in and waves his hand....
• Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart. Ba
  Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby, is confused about your school system....
• Lisa: Are you Rory B. Bellows? Rory: Yes. Bart: How about Krusty the Klown?
  Rory: Sorry, I don't do impressions. Bart: Well, if you're not Krusty, how come you have the exact same signature as him?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Krusty funny! Homer: Duh. -- Homer watches TV with Little Bart, "Lisa's First Word