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• Lisa: Mom, make Dad tell the story right! Marge: That's what really happened.
  Lisa: Oh......
• Homer: Okay, where were we? Bart: Mom was preggers and Dad threw all our money down a sink hole.
  Homer: Ah yes. -- Homer narrates the story of Bart's childhood, "Lisa's First Word...
• Marge puts a six-pack ring in a wastebasket] Lisa: Mom, Mom!
  You're mixing polyapolane with polyurethane Home...
• Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
  But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....
• Lisa: When do we get to my first word? Homer: Your what what?
  Lisa: [indignant] My first words! Homer: Nah, you don't want to hear that story....
• Lisa: {We _are_ insured, aren't we, Mom?} Marge: {Homer, tell your child what you bought when I sent you to town to get some insurance.
  } Homer: {Curse you, magic beans!} Marge: {Oh, stop blaming the beans.} -- "Homer the Vigilante...
• Homer: [sarcastic] All right, Lisa, you got your way.
  Your Mom's going to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell Marge to leave me....
• Lisa: [sobs] Mom, this is really scary. I'm going to get my first F ever.
  Marge: Cheer up! So you're not good at sports: it's a very small part of life....
• Lisa: Mom! Homer: Huh -- wha -- Lisa! What's up? Lisa
  I just had a bad dream! Homer: Oh, sure. You just lie down and tell me all about it....