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• Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
  Lisa: "Mondale to Hart: [confused] Where's the beef?...
• Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
  [hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
• Hibbert: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. She has the relexes of a young Mary Lou Retton.
  Have a wowwipop. [gives Lisa one] Bart: Can _I_ have a lollipop?...
• Bart: Homer! Homer: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Homer's what grownups call me.
  Call me daddy. Bart: Homer. Homer: Daddy....
• Bart: Unkie Herb, can I spit over the side? Herbe
  Heh heh heh. I love this kid. Hock your brains out!...
• Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
  Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT YOUR SOUL!...
• Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now.
  Isn't there something you'd like to say? Home...
• Nelson: Hey, [Bart] Simpson, where's your loser-mobile?
  Homer: Loser-mobile, heh heh heh... wait a minute!...
• Ned: I'm talking about your, heh heh, potty-mouth.
  Homer: What the hell are you talking about? -- "Bart the Love...