Bart: [sly] Hey Dad, sell you these for fifty bucks...
Homer: Woo hoo! Sold. [gives Bart money]
[Bart runs off]
Marge: [tired] Those aren't tickets to the game, Homer.
Homer: What do you mean? It says right here: "Free wig with every
purchase of large wig. Downtown Wig Center". Why you little --
hmm, free wig...
[imagines looking at himself wearing a Marge wig]
[falsetto] I love you, Homey. Mmm..
[normal voice] Heh heh, I don't need her at all any more.
-- The power of fantasy, "Homer Loves Flanders"