Homer: [answering Door] Hello? Yes? Oh. [sees That It's Lard Lad] Heh Heh.

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Homer: [answering door] Hello? Yes? Oh.
[sees that it's Lard Lad]
Heh heh. If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um...
Flanders has it. Just smash open his house.
[shut door; the sound of giant footsteps recedes]
He came to life. Good for him!
[Smash! Crumble! Tinkle!]
[giant footsteps approach; the doorbell rings]
[Homer opens the door]
Ned: [running away] Help me, Lord!
Homer: I told you! Flanders has it. Or Moe. Go kill Moe!
Marge: [arriving home in the car] Homer, just give him the donut! Once
he has it, that will be the end of all this horror.
Homer: Well...OK. If it'll end horror.
-- Cogent arguments, "Treehouse of Horror VI"