Homer: Well, I really should discuss this with my wife.
Salesman: [scoffs] Your wife? [cracks an imaginary whip]
Homer: What, you think I'm going to buy a $20,000 truck just because
you make that noise?
Salesman: [does it again] [and again] [and again]
Homer: [on his knees] I'll take it!
-- "Mr. Plow"
Salesman: [scoffs] Your wife? [cracks an imaginary whip]
Homer: What, you think I'm going to buy a $20,000 truck just because
you make that noise?
Salesman: [does it again] [and again] [and again]
Homer: [on his knees] I'll take it!
-- "Mr. Plow"
Related:
- Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs,
you check out the East Side. Louie, Rome... - Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.}
Nurse:
{Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby.} ... - Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
Look at the way they admire and adore him. ... - Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond.
Bond: I'll take a hit,
dealer. [Homer gives him a card] Joker! You ... - Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time
with Ruth Powers.
In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Homer... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer to ambulance driver: I want my wife to get the best treatment money can buy!
Ambulance driver flicks switch so ambulance sign changes... - Troy: [voiceover] When Springfield legalized gambling,
Homer became a blackjack dealer -- and comedy... - Homer: I always just figured my wife was my soulmate.
But if it's not Marge, then who is it? Where...
