Homer to ambulance driver: I want my wife to get the best treatment money can buy!
Ambulance driver flicks switch so ambulance sign changes from "Ambulance" to "Beth Israel."
Homer: are you kidding?
Flicks switch again, sign changes to, "St. Mary's"
Homer: better but...
Flicks switch again, to "Springfield Presbyterian"
Homer: now you're talking!
Episode: the one which starts with marge giving to goodwill, then they go skiing, then lisa has to run the house, then she gives homer and bart "leprosy"
Ambulance driver flicks switch so ambulance sign changes from "Ambulance" to "Beth Israel."
Homer: are you kidding?
Flicks switch again, sign changes to, "St. Mary's"
Homer: better but...
Flicks switch again, to "Springfield Presbyterian"
Homer: now you're talking!
Episode: the one which starts with marge giving to goodwill, then they go skiing, then lisa has to run the house, then she gives homer and bart "leprosy"
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