Troy: [voiceover] When Springfield Legalized Gambling, Homer Became A Blackjack Dealer -- And Comedy Was In The Cards.

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Troy: [voiceover] When Springfield legalized gambling, Homer became a
blackjack dealer -- and comedy was in the cards.
Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond.
Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer. [Homer gives him a card]
Joker! You were supposed to take those out of the deck.
Homer: Oh, sorry. Here's another one.
Bond: What's this card? "Rules for Draw and Stud Poker"?
Blofeld: What a pity, Mr. Bond.
[Odd Job and Jaws grab Bond and drag him out]
Bond: But...but it's Homer's fault! I didn't lose. I never lose!
Well, at least tell me the details of your plot for world
domination.
Blofeld: Ho ho ho, I'm not going to fall for _that_ one again.
-- Some new footage in 1F08 ("$pringfield"),
"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular"

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