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• Homer: Oh, I give up. Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate, Homer.
  Find your soulmate. Homer: Where? Where? Coyote...
• Man, this is crazy. I hope I didn't brain my damage.
  -- Who would notice? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
  Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments....
• Homer: Well of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
  Now where are my chili boots? [finds them in the closet] Ah!...
• Homer: Hey, who cut something out of my paper? [Homer stares suspiciously through the newspaper hole at his wife and children] Lisa
  Not me. Bart: Not me. I'm more of a mail-tamperer....
• Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last night.
  Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and humiliated me in front of the entire town....
• I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
  -- Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Coyote: Clarity is the path to inner peace. Home
  Well, what should I do? Should I meditate? Should I get rid of all my possessions?...
• Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
  .. [Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell?...