Ivanhoe Is A Story About A Russian Farmer And His Tool. -- Bart Simpson, "Marge Gets A Job
Ivanhoe is a story about a Russian farmer and his tool.
-- Bart Simpson, "Marge Gets a Job"
Marge Simpson : Resume : : Homemake
1980 to present \> -- It's my job, and I'll apply if I want to, "Marge Gets a Job...
Bart, to avoid this test, you've had smallpox, the bends, and that unfortunate bout of Tourette's syndrome.
-- Mrs. Krabappel, "Marge Gets a Job...
When my father got out of the Navy, he cursed a blue streak.
It nearly cost him his job as a baby photographer....
Stampy butts another elephant] Marge: Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat.
Warden: Oh, I think he is. Marge: Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?...
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice
if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. -- Bill Vaugha...
Hostess: Let's hear it for the newest members of the Fleet-A-Pita franchise!
[Patti LaBelle's "New Attitude" plays, as the members walk through a Fleet-A-Pita paper wall] Maude!...
Mrs. K: Bart, have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
Bart: I'm halfway through it, I swear! -- That's the one with Little Red Riding Hood and the three pigs, right?...
I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me -- friends, co-workers, Tibor.
I never thought it'd be my own wife. -- Homer Simpson Marge Gets A Job...
They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot.
Boy I'd like to smack that kid. -- Homer Simpson Bart Gets Famou...