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• Warden: Our wildlife refuge is the ideal environment for your elepha
  thousands of acres of simulated African savannah....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Homer: I guess it wouldn't be right to sell Stampy after he saved my life.
  And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship with him....
• Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go.
  It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden.
  Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like the proverbial bat out of hell, and hot on his heels ran the Game Warden....
• Blackheart: Mr. Simpson, I think you'll find this amount more than fair.
  Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that check is ivory....
• Lisa: Taught Stampy any tricks yet, Bart? Bart: Nah.
  He doesn't want to learn, and I don't want to teach him....