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  Isn't that whole area a little iffy? Hoste...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Apu: We're having our best season ever. And I would like to say that it is because of teamwork.
  ..gee, who am I kidding, huh? It's all because of Lisa....
• Marge: Hello, Helen. Helen: Marge. Marge: Edna. Edna
  Marge. Marge: Uh... [Agnes glares] Hmm... Agne...
• George: [sighs] Just going to relax with my "U.S. News and World Whatnot".
  [opens magazine] Oh, good: they're roasting the new guy....
• Lisa: Taught Stampy any tricks yet, Bart? Bart: Nah.
  He doesn't want to learn, and I don't want to teach him....
• Marty: Let's try one more number. Homer: Y'ello? Ba
  [grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid!...
• Bart: Hey Otto! Hey Otto-man! Otto: Hey Bart-dude!
  Bart: Any new tattoos, Otto? Otto: Ho! Funny you should ask, man....
• Bart: Here we go. Kwyjibo. [places his tiles] K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.
  Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters....