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• Oooh, what a day. Homer made me give him a sponge bath [shudders] But coming home to you makes it all worthwhile.
  -- Krusty Doll to Malibu Stacey, "Treehouse of Horror III...
• You think your dirty socks can stop me?! Well, they *are* making me.
  .. dizzy. Ooooohhh.....
• pointing to a Good/Evil switch on the back of the doll] Yup, here's your problem.
  Someone set this thing to "Evil". -- Krusty Co. repairman, "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Abe: [shouting] That doll is *Evil*, I tells ya. Evil!
  Eeeeeeviillll!!! Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents....
• Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I don't like you. Home
  Heh heh heh heh. Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I'm going to *kill* you!...
• Techie: Talking doll, take eight. Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name.
  Oh, no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married....
• Doll: Here you go, buddy. Homer: Did you walk the dog?
  Doll: Yeah, he buried me a couple of times. Home...
• Homer: [shocked] Barney, not you too?! Barney: I'm not a Zombie, but hey, when in Rome.
  .. -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror III...